theubergrump:

juicemcelroy:

I’ve noticed on some tags of this post that you guys wanted the hear the audio, so here it is! 

Transcription:

1. “and I’m the baby Griffin.”
2. “And I’m Griffin, and I’m a child.”
3. “I’m Naruto.”
4. Griffin: [sneezes] “Sorry guys, I think I’m just coming down with a touch of basketball feverrrrr”
   Justin: “You have to say your name.”
   Griffin: “Griffin McElroy, I have basketball fever.”
5. Griffin: “And I’m Griffin McElroy. I am playing Minecraft. Right now.”
   Justin: “Right this second.”
   Griffin: “While we record the show.”
6. “I’m Hank “The Spank Tank” Jankerson“
7. “I’m your sweet baby Jesus brother, Griffin McElroy.”
8. “I’m your sweet baby, Griffin.”
9. “I’m Travis.”
10. “Uh, I’m Griffin McElroy, and, yeah, I’m just gonna, I don’t have shit to do.”
11. Griffin: [makes obnoxious dolphin noises]
    Justin: “why. why”
    Griffin: [continued dolphin noises]
    Travis: “why are you doing that”
    Justin: “how could this…”
    Griffin: “It’s my- it’s how I commune. It’s how I commune with my dolphin brethren.”
12. Griffin, in a spooky voice: “And I’m the baby New Year-”
    Justin: “Welcome, Baby New Year!”
    Griffin” -ghost, I’m the ghost of Baby New Year.”
13. “I’m your babiest brother Griffin FUCKING McElroy.”
14. “And I’m Griffin McElroy, the Emperor of Piss.”
    [laughter]
15. “I’m your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy and look at how sticky my hands are! Gonna put ‘em right in your pockets and get all that sweet change out.”
16. “I’m your oldest brother, Justin McElroy- no wait”
17. “I’m Justin McElroy Junior.”
18. “I’m your sweet-ASS brother Griffin McElroy.”
19. “And I’m Griffin. Guys, what the fuck even is goin’ on anymore?”
20. Justin: “And what’s your name, little one?”
    Griffin: “It’s- I think its Ghoul Rat Fin Mummy Rat.“
21. Griffin, in a shaky voice: “And I’m Pimbles, the- [laughing] and I’m Pimbles, the bread man.”
22. Griffin: “Griffin Tyler McElroy, boys, what’s that-”
    Travis: “wait, hold on”
23. Griffin: “I’m your sweet baby brother, Tyler Tyler Tyler.”
24. “And I am the valeDICKtorian. You don’t get my name.”

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cubern:

(via jiebadiah)

fuocogo:

bosmer-bitch:

gamermusic:

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Secunda (Requested)

For some reason my brain can’t reconcile that this song exists outside of the game. Every note of this is branded on my subconscious. I’ve listened to this song more than I’ve listened to my own voice and yet it still manages to calm my body better than an anesthetic. I’m astral projecting - my thumbs are typing but my soul is playing Skyrim.

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